Friday, February 08, 2008

Clearing the deck

It is mildly absurd, and may also be diagnosed as wearing the taint of procrastination-related rationalization--but just as I can't (unless in chaotic final throes of book-finishing, which I hope will shortly be the cacse!) really sit down to work properly until things are reasonably tidy in the physical world around me, so I feel that I have to mentally clear the deck before I can concentrate on my book manuscript!

So--the light reading backlog...

(I have read an extraordinarily small number of books this past year, partly as a result of life stress and general busyness but also and more obviously as a consequence of my triathlon obsession--it's not just the training hours--the amount of time I have spent contemplating swimming-related matters in the past twelve months is pretty much beyond belief!)

Nothing like reading a Dick Francis novel for the fifty-millionth time when it comes to calming oneself down....

(I am surprised that I have not leached all the pleasure out of every single one of his books by excessive rereading, but it seems they still have the power to lull me in a most attractive way. I have found a few other writers who seem to me to capture some of the Francis charms--the Australian crime writer Peter Temple writes Dick-Francis-died-and-gone-to-heaven novels that are really more like Beckett in their austere and lovely texture, Lee Child's Jack Reacher books produce in my reading brain the same delightful effects as Dick Francis in his prime--but there is nothing quite like a Dick Francis novel. If my spirit took me that way, I would start writing 'em myself, because it came clear to me a few years ago that if there is a book you most want to read and it does not yet exist, you had better write it yourself--that's what I've done with The Explosionist, there were no more unread novels by Philip Pullman or Garth Nix!--and in fact I wonder whether I could not indeed find some way of writing a vaguely Franciscan crime series--I have the premise, it would be series rather than standalone--and indeed it is the same thing as the Upper Manhattan animal shapeshifter novel I have been contemplating for some time--only now my main character is also a triathlete! But with an ethical dilemma about whether she can compete in USAT-sanctioned triathlons, because of her cougar blood--if I write these books, it is possible that all triathlon-related expenses would be retroactively tax-deductible, assuming I could dig out all the receipts...)

I had this for a train ride, only I have put it aside without finishing it, because it struck me as implausible and romanticizing in a way that marred my reading pleasure. (I vaguely mix up Robert Crais and Harlan Coben in my head, only Crais's novels are much more to my taste--Coben is very talented, but his books just don't take me the same way!)

I read Robert Harris's Imperium in dribs and drabs over a couple weeks. I enjoyed it, but any novel of this sort will suffer by comparison with the work of genius that is I, Claudius. Harris's hands are also tied by the decision to write what is essentially a biographical novel about Cicero's career from start to finish. He's got a narrator, Cicero's slave Tiro, a historical figure who really did write a (now lost) biography of the orator, and it seemed to me that there's the germ of a really wonderful novel here--about the invention of shorthand! But neither narrator nor subject are really psychologically developed.

It might have worked better if Harris had decided to write the whole novel around the episode of the trial of Catiline--things pick up, dramatically speaking, in the last part of the book. I felt the novel's shortcomings could be summed up by quoting a series of passages that unfortunately snagged my attention as I read:
At the center of all this whirling activity, as in the eye of a tornado, walked the candidate himself, clad in the gleaming toga candida which had already seen him through three victorious election campaigns. It was rare that I was able to watch him from a distance--usually I was tucked in behind him--and for the first time I appreciated what a natural actor he was, in that when he donned his costume he found his character. All those qualities which the traditional whiteness was supposed to symbolize--clarity, honesty, purity--seemed to be personified in his solid frame and steady gaze as he walked, unseeing, past me. (p. 283)

As I watched him come down the stairs in a freshly laundered white toga, his face washed and shaved and his hair combed and scented, I thought that no one could have guessed that he had not slept for the past two nights. . . . He smiled at [his wife] and said something, and at that moment I realized for the first time just how close they had become over the years, that what had started as a marriage of convenience was now a most formidable partnership. (p. 296)
I give the page numbers because of course the problem resides in having the narrator, so close to his subject, still pondering that subject's fundamental unknowability so late in the novel...

(Hmmm, side note, those "Catiline Orations" of Cicero's really are quite extraordinary; I remember working my way through bits of them in the intensive Latin class I took my last semester of college, and to this day the word extirpate gives me a lovely Ciceronian shiver...)

I've saved the best for last, though the length of this post means that I wonder whether anyone's still reading! Mal Peet's young-adult novel Tamar: A Novel of Espionage, Passion, and Betrayal has my whole-hearted endorsement. At times I felt the territory was a bit too familiar to me (Dutch resistance, WWII-era narrative spliced together with first-person narration by one of the earlier characters' granddaughter in present-day London)--there's very much the feel, for instance, of Sebastian Faulks' Birdsong and Charlotte Grey, both of which I really loved (especially the latter). In the end, though, I really don't think this is a problem--it was a hugely significant time, it is not surprising people should be still writing novels about it...

Reading it, especially the scenes in which one of the SOE operatives nerve-rackingly transmits coded messages by radio from Holland to England, made me think very strongly of my Scottish grandfather, who died almost fifteen years ago but to whom I was very close in my childhood and teenage years as well as through the early years of adulthood.

He was a gentler character in the time I knew him than he had been earlier in his life--he had a bossy or even bullying streak that had clearly been more dominant at one point, perhaps exacerbated by his position as headmaster of a school. His adult life was in many ways very much colored by his experience during WWII, a history he did not speak much about until the last years of his life.

I may have some of the details wrong here, and of course I cannot now check with him (my father will perhaps correct some of these details for me later!), but he was an ordinary soldier in the Royal Signal Corps who had the bad luck to be captured in North Africa in 1941, while my grandmother was pregnant with my father. He spent the whole rest of the war as a prisoner, first in very intensely unpleasant conditions in Italy (he only spoke about this to me once or twice, but it was the Italian part of his prisoner life that was almost unbearable for him to think about, and in fact as I understand it he never could face the idea of setting foot on Italian soil after the war--he was locked up with about a hundred and twenty others in a barn, and at the end of three months more than a third of the men had committed suicide) and then in a huge and Kafkaesque work camp in Germany.

There he was able to receive Red Cross packages and send letters, and to forge alliances with other prisoners due to some talent for and knowledge of languages. Indeed, he had a strange and moving story about being sent as representative of a group of prisoners lobbying for better treatment (I think he weighed not too much more than a hundred pounds when he got home after the war, maybe a hundred and twenty, and he was at least 6' 2", maybe taller, and a person of considerable physical substance in later years--another family story involves him exploding at my grandmother, during his first months home, for throwing away the outside leaves of a cabbage), and having a moment of connection with the military man who was the director of the--what to call it? camp, factory?--when they realized that they had both received degrees in Old English and Anglo-Norse in the same year in the 1930s.

When we were little, he told us about how he escaped in the chaos of the war's final days by stealing a car, with a fellow prisoner, and driving it west across Europe and home to Scotland and my grandmother. We liked to hear this story again and again, and indeed in one respect I expect it fairly accurately described what happened. But Peet's novel conveys the feeling of those days in a more persuasive and wholly unromantic way. Highly recommended.

Thursday, February 07, 2008

Tied to the keyboard for three months a year

At the Guardian, Sarah Kinson interviews one of my favorite writers, Iain Banks (but I always have self-reproach for not having read his science-fiction novels--it's the other ones I so much love...):
What are you working on now?

I'm at the stage of gearing up to thinking about the next novel. I don't have to touch the keyboard until October so it's a bit early. It's an entirely necessary stage I have to go through and is not at all to be confused with laziness. Actually, I am working on a piece of music. I have pretensions to be a composer, and hope to be as successful a composer as Anthony Burgess, if not less so.

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

The puff of desire

At the TLS, Robert Irwin's amusing musings on a new (and voluminous!) anthology of erotic literature (edited by Gaetan Brulotte and John Phillips):
For my taste, far too many obscure French hacks of the seventeenth and eighteenth centuries have been awarded entries. To judge from the Encyclopedia, France leads the world in the production of erotic literature, with China a poor second. Just as every country should have its own airline, so it should have its own pornography. Holland, The Happy Hooker notwithstanding, “has produced but few writers of erotica of its own whose works have been able to stand the test of time due to their inherent quality and/or the extent of the scandal they caused”. Ireland, meanwhile, is “not a country readily associated with the erotic”. Arabic and Persian erotica (the area I am most familiar with) is well covered by learned and capable authorities (except that I am not sure that all the erotica ascribed to the sixteenth-century Egyptian religious scholar Jalal al-Din al-Suyuti really is by him). It is good to come across Zakani’s definition of a “virgin” as “a noun with no referent”. The articles on Persian erotica by Paul Sprachman and Dick Davis relay many good things, including “the puff of desire” that rises from the pages of the romantic epic Vis and Ramin, a description of Vis’s brilliantly orchestrated accidental striptease, a defence of the eroticism of the chador, and a quotation from a medieval mirror for princes to the effect that boys are best for summer and girls for winter.

But I had been hoping that the Encylopedia’s coverage would be trashier. The Canadian novelist Robertson Davies once remarked of pornography that it was “rather like trying to find out about a Beethoven symphony by having someone tell you about it and perhaps hum a few bars”. While there are many who read erotic literature in order to get some sort of ersatz sexual pleasure out of the reading, there have always been plenty of young people who read the same books simply in order to discover what sex is. In the Encyclopedia’s rather good article on “Women’s Magazines”, Janice Winship is quoted: “It was disappointing that my mother had only Women’s Weekly. Mrs Marryat gave little away on her problem page. But I used to love the romance and adventure of the serials . . . mainly because of one (or so I remember it) highly erotic scene in which the heroine lets down her sari to reveal and offer up her nakedness to the man she loves”.

The Encylopedia’s entry on Pierre Choderlos de Laclos observes that “no instruction in the mechanics of sex can be obtained from reading Les Liaisons dangereuses, outside of the fact that it is often performed in bed and often at night”. Most novels about initiation into sex do not perform that task for their readers. I remember that in the 1950s and early 60s, it was jolly difficult to learn about sex from reading novels. Books like Peyton Place, Angélique and Forever Amber gave little away, though the undressing scene in Richard Mason’s The World of Suzie Wong was more helpful.

"Anthony was never a good-looking man"

Edward Champion on the timeless charms of Anthony Burgess.

Hotheaded

An amazing article at the Scientist about non-Mendelian inheritance. (Thanks to Wendy for the link.)

Addendum

Nico has snagged the full text of Rebecca Mead's profile and posted it on his blog for your reading enjoyment...

Tuesday, February 05, 2008

"I'm not a trained monkey"

Not available online, but Rebecca Mead profiles Nico Muhly in the current issue of the New Yorker. The magazine's website offers links to some of Nico's music.

An exciting arrival the other day:

Sunday, February 03, 2008

Clawing wrong notes

At the Guardian, James Fenton offers fascinating thoughts on various aspects of musical performance (spurred by a book that sounds altogether most like what I am curious to see, Kenneth Hamilton's After the Golden Age: Romantic Pianism and Modern Performance--I must get this!):
Applause between movements appears to have died out some time around 1940-50, later than I would have expected. Hamilton implies that silent appreciation began with Dutch audiences, but spread through the influence of recorded music: one wouldn't applaud a record. But there is a creeping gentility involved as well, and a feeling of being overawed by your neighbour's disapproval, a fear of committing a faux pas.

At the same time as the applause shrivelled away, the pressure was on for pianists to become note-perfect. This they simply had not been. Hans von Bülow almost instructed his students to make mistakes: "In large leaps, now and then you must claw a wrong note; otherwise no one will notice that it is difficult." The audience liked this. Wrong notes, we are told, were considered a sign of genius. Eugen d'Albert was celebrated for the wild inaccuracy of his playing. Busoni told one player who had ventured to demur: "If you put as much conviction into your right notes as d'Albert does into his wrong ones, then you'd have cause to criticise."

The player as improviser was contemporaneous with the pianist who was required to play from memory. The great Alfred Cortot was very bad at this, and used to try whatever came to mind. Beecham recalled conducting with him: "We started with the Beethoven, and I kept up with Cortot through the Grieg, Schumann, Bach and Tchaikovsky, and then he hit on one I didn't know, so I stopped dead."

If your memory failed utterly, Theodor Leschetizky advised you to turn angrily to the audience and complain that a certain note was disgracefully out of tune, then leave the stage demanding a tuner. "The pianist," Hamilton tells us, "could then surreptitiously consult his score in the artist's room while the tuner dealt with the allegedly offending note."

"The belt made her nakedness extraordinarily erotic"

At the Telegraph, Anthony Horowitz (author of the Alex Rider adventures) considers James Bond:
Bond doesn't have much character. Rather, he has mannerisms. Those fine clothes (many of them brand names), the martinis, the 60-a-day cigarette habit - they are all mentioned by Kingsley Amis in The James Bond Dossier, the first and most serious examination of Fleming's work (he also wrote the first and, for many, the only decent sequel - Colonel Sun, published in 1968 under the pen name of Robert Markham). But as Amis concludes, 'His mind is a completely utilitarian organ.' Which is to say, Bond never reads. He doesn't listen to music. He has no interest in sport - unless it's bridge or golf. He has no sense of humour, telling only one joke in all 14 books (in Goldfinger - and it isn't very funny). He seems to have no hinterland or family history - his parents, Scottish and Swiss, died in a climbing accident when he was 11. Perhaps it is for this reason that the screen Bond has managed to change so often without anything being damaged along the way. From Sean Connery to Daniel Craig is quite a leap but they're both inhabiting an empty vessel.

'We don't want to have Bond for dinner or go golfing with Bond or talk to Bond. We want to be Bond,' Amis continues. In the dossier, he identifies the hero as 'an intruder from another age' - in short, the Byronic hero. 'Mr Fleming has brought off the unlikely feat of enclosing this wildly romantic, almost narcissistic and (one would have thought) hopelessly out-of-date persona inside the shell of a secret agent, and so making it plausible... and to all appearances, contemporary.'

Saturday, February 02, 2008

Damsels and steeds

In the New York Times Magazine, Virginia Heffernan remembers what it meant to "grow up online" as the result of anomalous demographic conditions affecting New Hampshire teenagers in the 1980s.

Paradise Road

At the Independent, a great short history of 100 years of Mills & Boon novels (curiously unbylined, in the online edition--this must be an oversight, I will be happy to edit this post to restore full credit to the author!):
The sea-change in the company's post-war fortunes was its decision to split its titles into genres, and to package and market them accordingly. "Before that," said Karin, "we just trusted the readers to know which kind of books they liked. Now, the mass market for romance is fragmented, and it's a matter of managing multiple niches." They rely on readers' advice, but rather more on the instincts of their authors, who invariably began life as M&B readers. Of the 12 niche imprints, "Modern" always features jet-set luxury, "Romance" deals in the now-traditional sheikhs, ranchers, billionaires and tanned Europeans (their titles are hilariously interchangeable: The Spaniard's Captive Bride, The Italian Billionaire's Pregnant Bride, Wedded at the Italian's Convenience and my favourite, The Sheikh's Convenient Virgin). "Historical" is love accessorised by ruffs, doublets and mob caps. "Medical" is basically Holby City with more heaving bosoms. The "Blaze" imprint promises readers fairly explicit smut, even going so far as oral sex (with ice cubes) and hot lesbian action. "I was on the team that worked on that," said Lesley Stone, a senior editor. "It was a spinoff from the Temptation series in 1995, which was light and flirty and fresh, and everyone liked the extra sex, so Blaze became a series by itself. Just like a TV spinoff." Did the readers actually say, "We'd like some soft porn, please?" Lesley looked aghast. "It's not soft porn. They just wanted it to be more realistic. People do go on holiday and they do have flings. They'll have sex, but it would still end up as a committed relationship, and it's still character-driven so it's still a romance."

"I chased the little beasts away with Disneyesque abuse"

At the Times, Peter Stothard on Bambi and child pornography.

Friday, February 01, 2008

The serendipity of the archives

At the LRB, Charles Nicholl considers the lexicons of Ripperology in a review of Charles von Onselen's new book about (hmmm, this is in bad taste, really...) "Saucy Jack":
‘It all fits!’ is the axiomatic cry of the conspiracy-theorist, but of course it only does so after a stringent process of selection, in which convenient pieces of the evidential jigsaw are accounted significant and many others less convenient are discarded. Inevitably, van Onselen’s argument proceeds in this way, but it feels cogent and compelling even when there is little more than self-belief holding it up. This is certainly a more meaningful kind of inquiry than the more fashionable sub-genre of the celebrity suspect. Over the years these have included Queen Victoria’s grandson, the Duke of Clarence; a celebrated doctor, Sir William Gull; a Liverpool merchant, James Maybrick, supposed author of the manuscript known as the Ripper’s ‘Diary’; and the artist Walter Sickert. Sickert’s candidacy has been energetically championed by the thriller-writer Patricia Cornwell, though she did not originate the theory. Sickert had a louche interest in the London underworld, and in the Ripper in particular, and he did a series of paintings, the ‘Camden Town Nudes’, loosely inspired by the murder of a prostitute in 1907. But Cornwell seems to have missed an early and major fork in the biographical highway, where one road leads off to the painting of pictures on disturbing sexual themes and the other to the actual perpetration of sex crimes. That one might be seen as actual evidence of the other is psychologically implausible (do we suspect the author of Titus Andronicus of cooking up children in a pie?) and logistically absurd (being rather a giveaway after he had concealed his identity so well at the time). Cornwell’s book is now mainly memorable for its enormous research bill – she reportedly spent $6 million acquiring Sickert works and memorabilia – and for her alleged folie de grandeur in destroying a painting in the hope of finding traces of the artist’s DNA, to match with traces on one of the letters purportedly (but almost certainly not) written by Jack.

"We had to look it up on Wikipedia"

At Petrona, Maxine blogs a funny story in the Times about what happened when Woolworths slapped the name "Lolita" on a bed designed for six-year-old girls...

Plugra unsalted butter, Wilkin & Sons raspberry jam, Roland extra strong Dijon mustard, Maldon salt, Marvis Aquatic Mint toothpaste

At the FT, Holly Yaeger interviews Phoebe Damrosch (Per Se alumna) about her book Service Included: Four-Star Secrets of an Eavesdropping Waiter. Some details of the culinary training on offer:
“We tasted and discussed French and Italian olive oils ... We learned the difference between forced infusion done in the kitchen for something like the thyme oil, often paired with lamb, and oils infused with, say, lemon zest, at the press ... We also tasted Banyuls, truffles and 20-year aged balsamic vinegars,” recalls Phoebe Damrosch, who was among those hired to work at the restaurant before it opened. “One day we tasted nine different salts and another day we tasted 16 kinds of chocolate.”

There was even coaching from a specialist in 18th-century dance. “When holding two hot plates of Snake River Farms calotte de boeuf with crispy bone marrow and a rissole of marble potatoes, one was wise to hold them close to the centre of gravity, learned in curtsy training, so as not to make the marble potatoes roll around the plate like their namesakes[.]”
(Hmmm, personally I have a strong preference for salted over unsalted butter--and I do not like Plugra at all, it tastes too strongly of animal fat, I like Irish butter instead--also it reminds me of my grandmother!)