Some news stories are simply too bizarre and funny to be believed. This one at the Scotsman comes by way ofNico:
Sir Peter Maxwell Davies, Master of the Queen's Music, was cautioned over the discovery of the remains of a protected species at his house in Orkney.
He said the bird died after hitting a power line. When police called at his home he offered them swan terrine.
Police would not comment but confirmed that a protected bird has been removed from a property in Sanday.
Northern Constabulary said their enquiries were continuing.
Sir Peter said he did not believe he had done anything wrong but, given his position with the Queen, he was prepared to spend time in the Tower of London.
Swans are protected under UK legislation.
However, in the islands a Norse right called Udal Law is still assumed to hold sway, possibly making swans the property of the people.
And there's more (it is like something out of a novel by Margery Allingham or Peter Dickinson)...